Dating Men in Vancouver in 2012

I have been in the works of this blog post for awhile and finally it is time to release it. Dating in Vancouver is so entertaining - I don't even have a word to describe it. And honestly I don't know if dating men or dating women are worse. This year I have dated both and I have no comment or opinion on the matter so I figure I will just tell you the stories and you decide what you will. So first the men. First, I can always pick the drunk man at a bar who is in the turmoil relationship as they are aggressive in getting to know who you are but you can read them like a book that they have this relationship that is not quite what they want. These are my favorite fun one night stands as you can have fun with them on another night when they are not so drunk and then afterwards you leave them the general text "I had so much fun with you - just call me if you want to do it again." Always leave one of these types the power of them thinking you want to hook up with them again but honestly you couldn't care less as you know they have this 'relationship bullshit' hanging over them. But let them think they have the power it makes them think you are sweet and nice. But you are not going to bother them again because you just couldn't care less. Then you run into the guy can is a bit smarter than the first one and he would hold you to that comment so you have to be direct and just tell him right off the bat - "I would love to hook up with you but dinner and drinks are not necessary." This type of guy is the long term single guy but they always have something going on but just nothing serious. So you have to just speak the truth as why would you even think about a relationship with this type of guy who will never make a commitment - why waste your time. But these are some of the funniest in bed. But just don't bother to waste your time thinking about a relationship. Next the complainer - I love them as I find them so amusing. They are the ones who are the lost puppies who are easy to figure out. But honestly I get bored with these as fast as they sit down for a cup of coffee. I can listen to them for a while and then figure out what sex product I can sell to them and move on. 'Next' comes real fast. The non-directional life man or ADD man - this is the guy who has no idea where his life, career or anything is going. I actually love listening to these type of men who go on and on about different career choices and life directions as it always sounds like the most amazing fictional story I have ever heard. But I find meaning out of their random comments which honestly help move my business into new and creative areas. Which is probably why I love listening to them as they make so little sense. But the best thing is to just 'half-ass listen' to them as sooner or later you will get bored with them as you will start to roll your eyes at them. When you start to roll your eyes move on. These type of men have a short shelf life and the older they are the more useless they are and they will turn into bitter old men. I remember when one of these types told me that he was planning on changing his career to be a firefighter - I had to bite my lip so friggin hard to contain my laughter - serious dude - you should of thought that non-directional thought about 15 years early before you gained the extra 50 pounds on your 5'8" foot frame. Now my favorite personality in any of the men mentioned above is when they go on and on about there past sex lives and adventures. Maybe it is because I am in the sex industry but seriously I find that your stories about your past relationships and sexual quests is one of the most unattractive attributes - it turns me off so fast and I just stop caring. Who the fuck wants to listen to details about your past sex life in details. There is a way to communicate about your past sexual relationship without actually mentioning the details of the individual or relationship. When you personalize the story it is the biggest turnoff. Can't you figure that out??? And last is the new guy I am dating - oh my god, where did you come from. Life is simple and fun and drama free. You are hot, incredibly sexy and make me feel so young and alive with myself and my direction of life. Even thou you may be younger than me you have such energy and life and you make me feel 20 years younger and as I say " Fuck botox in your 40's - find someone younger and hotter, that is the fountain of youth!!!"