Thursday, June 14, 2012

NO more 2 Pack Men for Me

So what exactly do I mean with this title - NO more 2 Pack Men for Me!!!  Look at the words - what does it mean.  I cannot sleep or date men with a beer gut or a gut in general.  What the hell was I thinking about dating and sleeping with a 2 pack. 

Before I get shit for this comment, let's take it seriously.  I work out to look good and keep in shape for the person I am with and to be healthy in general.  So why should I date someone who doesn't have the same level of exercise and health as myself.  Honestly it is a major factor in many relationships.

We can all comment and say that we love the person for their personally but lets 'frig gin' be honest.  If your partner does not have a physical qualities that we are personally looking and working towards why would you be attracted to someone who is fat and lazy. 

That is exactly what I am saying gentlemen - if you are under the age of 40 years of age and have a 2 pack (a beer belly) then I can only imagine what you are going to look like at 40 or 50 years of age.  And your health is going to be really shitty.

What the fuck?  I am not going to be 50 years old taking care of my partner because of his health reasons if he is too lazy to work out and doing something about the beer gut now. 

Do you know what happens over time to the beer belly men?  The health problems in the future is a list a mile long.  Seriously why are you not getting on a treadmill???

So no more 2 packs for me - so that brings me to one of my favourite men in this world who is kick ass in bed!!!  My pierced man is one of my favourites and if you read my last post about our fun time - then you have not hear anything yet.

So off with another text asking politely if I can come over just for a couple of hours.  This pierced man is the one with the barbell through the shaft - interesting by hot, hot, hot. 

Once I get there we decide to hang out in the hot tub, this man is so hot, his nipples are hard and straight (no flabs of skin under these sexy nipples)  His pecks are something to die for.  His chest and abs are so 'frig gin' hard that when I run my tongue down his chest, it causes my 'cunt' to pulsate.  Christ I wanted him so bad.  Hot tubs are shitty places to have sex.

So off to his room, and things with me and this rock hard man is always a bit uncomfortable at first for some reason, we can talk and talk but there is always this major sexual tension in the room.

Fuck the tension, back to licking, biting and sucking that rock hard chest and abs.  I love circling my tongue around his tattoos and there is nothing more of a turn on that you try to bite a hard body man that you cannot get any skin in between your teeth.  Fuck this man turns me on.

But only after a few minutes of licking, kissing - my 'frig gin' hard body man - rolls me over and dives into my vagina.  Not just licking and kissing it but devouring it as he wanted to eat it like a Filet Mignon steak.  Oh my god, I wanted to explode at that moment.  From the movement of his tongue and sucking, biting of my clit - oh my fucking god!!! 

Of course I try with all my mite not to explode - I want to hang on to this and intensify this orgasm that is going to make me shake and lose every sexual zone in my body.  My hot man goes on and on devouring my pussy until I am shaking and losing everything, and I explode and cum all over his face and mouth.  He licks it off his face in pure excitement.  As his wants to fuck me now - hard and fast.

Oh my god, the sex with this man is intense, exciting.  Like being on an amazing rollercoaster - which can only last until the last turn as it is too exciting to last too long. 

But who cares after the first couple of orgasms.  That piercing against my g-spot just keeps me in a state of complete bliss and he can feel it and he explodes and cums all over my stomach that is makes the milky way a small figment of nothing.

Oh my god, as I say it again and again, the sex is amazing and you always put faith back into that hot body men are the only way to go. 

I love your body my pierced man and I so look forward to seeing you next week.

I promise no more 2 packs in my sex life!!!