Thursday, October 25, 2012
Dating Men in Vancouver in 2012
I have been in the works of this blog post for awhile and finally it is time to release it.
Dating in Vancouver is so entertaining - I don't even have a word to describe it. And honestly I don't know if dating men or dating women are worse. This year I have dated both and I have no comment or opinion on the matter so I figure I will just tell you the stories and you decide what you will. So first the men.
First, I can always pick the drunk man at a bar who is in the turmoil relationship as they are aggressive in getting to know who you are but you can read them like a book that they have this relationship that is not quite what they want. These are my favorite fun one night stands as you can have fun with them on another night when they are not so drunk and then afterwards you leave them the general text "I had so much fun with you - just call me if you want to do it again."
Always leave one of these types the power of them thinking you want to hook up with them again but honestly you couldn't care less as you know they have this 'relationship bullshit' hanging over them. But let them think they have the power it makes them think you are sweet and nice. But you are not going to bother them again because you just couldn't care less.
Then you run into the guy can is a bit smarter than the first one and he would hold you to that comment so you have to be direct and just tell him right off the bat - "I would love to hook up with you but dinner and drinks are not necessary."
This type of guy is the long term single guy but they always have something going on but just nothing serious. So you have to just speak the truth as why would you even think about a relationship with this type of guy who will never make a commitment - why waste your time. But these are some of the funniest in bed. But just don't bother to waste your time thinking about a relationship.
Next the complainer - I love them as I find them so amusing. They are the ones who are the lost puppies who are easy to figure out. But honestly I get bored with these as fast as they sit down for a cup of coffee. I can listen to them for a while and then figure out what sex product I can sell to them and move on. 'Next' comes real fast.
The non-directional life man or ADD man - this is the guy who has no idea where his life, career or anything is going. I actually love listening to these type of men who go on and on about different career choices and life directions as it always sounds like the most amazing fictional story I have ever heard.
But I find meaning out of their random comments which honestly help move my business into new and creative areas. Which is probably why I love listening to them as they make so little sense. But the best thing is to just 'half-ass listen' to them as sooner or later you will get bored with them as you will start to roll your eyes at them. When you start to roll your eyes move on.
These type of men have a short shelf life and the older they are the more useless they are and they will turn into bitter old men. I remember when one of these types told me that he was planning on changing his career to be a firefighter - I had to bite my lip so friggin hard to contain my laughter - serious dude - you should of thought that non-directional thought about 15 years early before you gained the extra 50 pounds on your 5'8" foot frame.
Now my favorite personality in any of the men mentioned above is when they go on and on about there past sex lives and adventures. Maybe it is because I am in the sex industry but seriously I find that your stories about your past relationships and sexual quests is one of the most unattractive attributes - it turns me off so fast and I just stop caring. Who the fuck wants to listen to details about your past sex life in details. There is a way to communicate about your past sexual relationship without actually mentioning the details of the individual or relationship. When you personalize the story it is the biggest turnoff. Can't you figure that out???
And last is the new guy I am dating - oh my god, where did you come from. Life is simple and fun and drama free. You are hot, incredibly sexy and make me feel so young and alive with myself and my direction of life.
Even thou you may be younger than me you have such energy and life and you make me feel 20 years younger and as I say " Fuck botox in your 40's - find someone younger and hotter, that is the fountain of youth!!!"
Friday, September 7, 2012
Monday, July 2, 2012
Laska's Sex Ed with a Twist: 50 Shades of Techniques
Laska's Sex Ed with a Twist: 50 Shades of Techniques: I have wanted to write this blog posting for awhile as I am quite amazed at the media attention about the Trilogy of 50 Shades. 50 Shades ...
Masturbation for women - simple techique
Masturbation for women. Simple concept - yet every once in awhile either at a Adult Home Sex Toy Party or Sex Seminar or at the Sex Store, I get asked about it.
It is rather a simple concept - to masturbate which means to pleasure oneself.
The comment or question I get asked on a regular basis is how to masturbate. Many women think that by using a sex toy to masturbate is similar to having sex with a human penis.
No not at all and not all the time. Many woman masturbate only clitoral therefore keeping her vaginal canal for her partner. Why not - make perfect sense. This helps separate masturbation and sex.
If you are having a problem with the term - masturbation as replacement to sex, SEPARATE IT.
Therefore only masturbate clitoral only, therefore use the vibrator or sleeve or dildo only on the clitoral area. The orgasm is very intense and helps the pelvic muscle to get some exercise, without any item or penis within the vaginal canal.
By using a vibrator on the clitoris only, helps strength the vaginal canal and keep the orgasm focused on an outer level. Also it helps during that time of the month, to relieve "period" cramps.
So masturbate, it's healthy and it can be used as a form of exercise.
It is rather a simple concept - to masturbate which means to pleasure oneself.
The comment or question I get asked on a regular basis is how to masturbate. Many women think that by using a sex toy to masturbate is similar to having sex with a human penis.
No not at all and not all the time. Many woman masturbate only clitoral therefore keeping her vaginal canal for her partner. Why not - make perfect sense. This helps separate masturbation and sex.
If you are having a problem with the term - masturbation as replacement to sex, SEPARATE IT.
Therefore only masturbate clitoral only, therefore use the vibrator or sleeve or dildo only on the clitoral area. The orgasm is very intense and helps the pelvic muscle to get some exercise, without any item or penis within the vaginal canal.
By using a vibrator on the clitoris only, helps strength the vaginal canal and keep the orgasm focused on an outer level. Also it helps during that time of the month, to relieve "period" cramps.
So masturbate, it's healthy and it can be used as a form of exercise.
50 Shades of Techniques
I have wanted to write this blog posting for awhile as I am quite amazed at the media attention about the Trilogy of 50 Shades.
50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed - a fantastic trilogy of the romance and sexual relationship between a recent Grad Student the virgin Anastasia Steele and the hot, sexy, multi-billionaire Christian Grey. These books are amazing, maybe not the most well-written books in literature but well written for the average women to understand the sex, passion and heat between the two main characters.
I read the first book, the day it became available in April when I was traveling to Vegas, in a Portland airport bookshop. During my trip in Vegas this book captured my attention with every page. The relationship between Ana & Christian is so hot & passionate that is made my pussy quiver with each passing page. I loved the energy, the sex and the relationship between the two.
Then at the end of April 2012 the two books, Darker & Freed came into sleeves at my local bookstore and I loved the plot and the continued sexual energy between Christian & Ana. I loved all three books, but when I read them now for the third & fourth time I view them in an interesting sexual orgasmic training tool that is hard to focus on in the first read through.
The description of the sexual connection between Christian & Ana was written in a form that when analyzed, you can understand and relate the tensity of each orgasm and sexual release.
For example, in Book 2 - Ana's ankles are bounded with a Spreader Bar so she cannot move her ankles - but firmly holding them a certain distance apart. This distance, changes the muscle of her vaginal cavity so when Christian was penetrating her, her orgasm shifted into a new heighten sensation - therefore creating an more intense orgasm and feeling. In addition the Spreader Bar relaxes the feet and ankles so the orgasm can be released from the center of the female.
Just this one technique I teach women during our 50 Shades of Techniques Seminars & Workshops - whereas we discuss in details each and every major sexual encounter Christian & Ana experience.
This trilogy might be focused on the bondage and S&M relationship but if you dig deeper into the sexuality and sexual energy you find that it is written to help enhance the female sexual orgasm by giving details on techniques and positions.
Details within the books describe the Hitachi Magic Wand, Nipple Clamps, Bondage Restraint System which helps keeping you spread eagle, Riding Crop, Blind Folds, Butt Plugs and the details go on and on. Therefore you should consider one of my 50 Shades of Techniques Seminars & Workshops - call me at 604-657-7840 or email me at laska@sexedwithatwist.com for details.
http://www.sexedwithatwist.com/50_shades_of_techniques.html
50 Shades of Grey, 50 Shades Darker and 50 Shades Freed - a fantastic trilogy of the romance and sexual relationship between a recent Grad Student the virgin Anastasia Steele and the hot, sexy, multi-billionaire Christian Grey. These books are amazing, maybe not the most well-written books in literature but well written for the average women to understand the sex, passion and heat between the two main characters.
I read the first book, the day it became available in April when I was traveling to Vegas, in a Portland airport bookshop. During my trip in Vegas this book captured my attention with every page. The relationship between Ana & Christian is so hot & passionate that is made my pussy quiver with each passing page. I loved the energy, the sex and the relationship between the two.
Then at the end of April 2012 the two books, Darker & Freed came into sleeves at my local bookstore and I loved the plot and the continued sexual energy between Christian & Ana. I loved all three books, but when I read them now for the third & fourth time I view them in an interesting sexual orgasmic training tool that is hard to focus on in the first read through.
The description of the sexual connection between Christian & Ana was written in a form that when analyzed, you can understand and relate the tensity of each orgasm and sexual release.
For example, in Book 2 - Ana's ankles are bounded with a Spreader Bar so she cannot move her ankles - but firmly holding them a certain distance apart. This distance, changes the muscle of her vaginal cavity so when Christian was penetrating her, her orgasm shifted into a new heighten sensation - therefore creating an more intense orgasm and feeling. In addition the Spreader Bar relaxes the feet and ankles so the orgasm can be released from the center of the female.
Just this one technique I teach women during our 50 Shades of Techniques Seminars & Workshops - whereas we discuss in details each and every major sexual encounter Christian & Ana experience.
This trilogy might be focused on the bondage and S&M relationship but if you dig deeper into the sexuality and sexual energy you find that it is written to help enhance the female sexual orgasm by giving details on techniques and positions.
Details within the books describe the Hitachi Magic Wand, Nipple Clamps, Bondage Restraint System which helps keeping you spread eagle, Riding Crop, Blind Folds, Butt Plugs and the details go on and on. Therefore you should consider one of my 50 Shades of Techniques Seminars & Workshops - call me at 604-657-7840 or email me at laska@sexedwithatwist.com for details.
http://www.sexedwithatwist.com/50_shades_of_techniques.html
Thursday, June 14, 2012
NO more 2 Pack Men for Me
So what exactly do I mean with this title - NO more 2 Pack Men for Me!!! Look at the words - what does it mean. I cannot sleep or date men with a beer gut or a gut in general. What the hell was I thinking about dating and sleeping with a 2 pack.
Before I get shit for this comment, let's take it seriously. I work out to look good and keep in shape for the person I am with and to be healthy in general. So why should I date someone who doesn't have the same level of exercise and health as myself. Honestly it is a major factor in many relationships.
We can all comment and say that we love the person for their personally but lets 'frig gin' be honest. If your partner does not have a physical qualities that we are personally looking and working towards why would you be attracted to someone who is fat and lazy.
That is exactly what I am saying gentlemen - if you are under the age of 40 years of age and have a 2 pack (a beer belly) then I can only imagine what you are going to look like at 40 or 50 years of age. And your health is going to be really shitty.
What the fuck? I am not going to be 50 years old taking care of my partner because of his health reasons if he is too lazy to work out and doing something about the beer gut now.
Do you know what happens over time to the beer belly men? The health problems in the future is a list a mile long. Seriously why are you not getting on a treadmill???
So no more 2 packs for me - so that brings me to one of my favourite men in this world who is kick ass in bed!!! My pierced man is one of my favourites and if you read my last post about our fun time - then you have not hear anything yet.
So off with another text asking politely if I can come over just for a couple of hours. This pierced man is the one with the barbell through the shaft - interesting by hot, hot, hot.
Once I get there we decide to hang out in the hot tub, this man is so hot, his nipples are hard and straight (no flabs of skin under these sexy nipples) His pecks are something to die for. His chest and abs are so 'frig gin' hard that when I run my tongue down his chest, it causes my 'cunt' to pulsate. Christ I wanted him so bad. Hot tubs are shitty places to have sex.
So off to his room, and things with me and this rock hard man is always a bit uncomfortable at first for some reason, we can talk and talk but there is always this major sexual tension in the room.
Fuck the tension, back to licking, biting and sucking that rock hard chest and abs. I love circling my tongue around his tattoos and there is nothing more of a turn on that you try to bite a hard body man that you cannot get any skin in between your teeth. Fuck this man turns me on.
But only after a few minutes of licking, kissing - my 'frig gin' hard body man - rolls me over and dives into my vagina. Not just licking and kissing it but devouring it as he wanted to eat it like a Filet Mignon steak. Oh my god, I wanted to explode at that moment. From the movement of his tongue and sucking, biting of my clit - oh my fucking god!!!
Of course I try with all my mite not to explode - I want to hang on to this and intensify this orgasm that is going to make me shake and lose every sexual zone in my body. My hot man goes on and on devouring my pussy until I am shaking and losing everything, and I explode and cum all over his face and mouth. He licks it off his face in pure excitement. As his wants to fuck me now - hard and fast.
Oh my god, the sex with this man is intense, exciting. Like being on an amazing rollercoaster - which can only last until the last turn as it is too exciting to last too long.
But who cares after the first couple of orgasms. That piercing against my g-spot just keeps me in a state of complete bliss and he can feel it and he explodes and cums all over my stomach that is makes the milky way a small figment of nothing.
Oh my god, as I say it again and again, the sex is amazing and you always put faith back into that hot body men are the only way to go.
I love your body my pierced man and I so look forward to seeing you next week.
I promise no more 2 packs in my sex life!!!
Before I get shit for this comment, let's take it seriously. I work out to look good and keep in shape for the person I am with and to be healthy in general. So why should I date someone who doesn't have the same level of exercise and health as myself. Honestly it is a major factor in many relationships.
We can all comment and say that we love the person for their personally but lets 'frig gin' be honest. If your partner does not have a physical qualities that we are personally looking and working towards why would you be attracted to someone who is fat and lazy.
That is exactly what I am saying gentlemen - if you are under the age of 40 years of age and have a 2 pack (a beer belly) then I can only imagine what you are going to look like at 40 or 50 years of age. And your health is going to be really shitty.
What the fuck? I am not going to be 50 years old taking care of my partner because of his health reasons if he is too lazy to work out and doing something about the beer gut now.
Do you know what happens over time to the beer belly men? The health problems in the future is a list a mile long. Seriously why are you not getting on a treadmill???
So no more 2 packs for me - so that brings me to one of my favourite men in this world who is kick ass in bed!!! My pierced man is one of my favourites and if you read my last post about our fun time - then you have not hear anything yet.
So off with another text asking politely if I can come over just for a couple of hours. This pierced man is the one with the barbell through the shaft - interesting by hot, hot, hot.
Once I get there we decide to hang out in the hot tub, this man is so hot, his nipples are hard and straight (no flabs of skin under these sexy nipples) His pecks are something to die for. His chest and abs are so 'frig gin' hard that when I run my tongue down his chest, it causes my 'cunt' to pulsate. Christ I wanted him so bad. Hot tubs are shitty places to have sex.
So off to his room, and things with me and this rock hard man is always a bit uncomfortable at first for some reason, we can talk and talk but there is always this major sexual tension in the room.
Fuck the tension, back to licking, biting and sucking that rock hard chest and abs. I love circling my tongue around his tattoos and there is nothing more of a turn on that you try to bite a hard body man that you cannot get any skin in between your teeth. Fuck this man turns me on.
But only after a few minutes of licking, kissing - my 'frig gin' hard body man - rolls me over and dives into my vagina. Not just licking and kissing it but devouring it as he wanted to eat it like a Filet Mignon steak. Oh my god, I wanted to explode at that moment. From the movement of his tongue and sucking, biting of my clit - oh my fucking god!!!
Of course I try with all my mite not to explode - I want to hang on to this and intensify this orgasm that is going to make me shake and lose every sexual zone in my body. My hot man goes on and on devouring my pussy until I am shaking and losing everything, and I explode and cum all over his face and mouth. He licks it off his face in pure excitement. As his wants to fuck me now - hard and fast.
Oh my god, the sex with this man is intense, exciting. Like being on an amazing rollercoaster - which can only last until the last turn as it is too exciting to last too long.
But who cares after the first couple of orgasms. That piercing against my g-spot just keeps me in a state of complete bliss and he can feel it and he explodes and cums all over my stomach that is makes the milky way a small figment of nothing.
Oh my god, as I say it again and again, the sex is amazing and you always put faith back into that hot body men are the only way to go.
I love your body my pierced man and I so look forward to seeing you next week.
I promise no more 2 packs in my sex life!!!
Friday, May 4, 2012
Simple, casual 'sexting' - the new booty call
Sex can be so simple & exciting that is has a level of intensity that can be powerful and exhilarating.
Which brings me to an encounter with this complex-ed, tattooed, hard-bodied man. The level of flirting and sexual tension lead to a fun and exciting couple of hours.
So before we started with this evening of fun and orgasms, began with an endless amount of text messages. Don't get me wrong it is exciting and tantalizing but seriously let's get down to what we really want. Sex, hook ups and booty calls. Isn't that why texting is sexting???
So to this hard bodied tattooed, pierced man was one simple text after endless amount of text flirting and anecdotes: "One other thing - I don't want to date u - I just want to Fuck u - so food + drinks r not needed."
Simple to the point and concise. So what did you think happened - one simple text back, with a time and address.
I was planning on showing up with no underwear or bra just a simple black dress with fabulous knee high boots all in black on this rainy evening. But sometimes being super sleazy isn't the right path.
Finally I arrived and after our initial contact of small talk.
The sex is simple, fun and fulfilling.
Ripping the clothes off in the kitchen between the fridge and stove is nothing hotter than Ghost peppers on the tongue.
Biting and sucking on the neck, torso and nipples with large licks to moisten the skin.
There is nothing more exciting and sexier that simple raw sex.
Stripping off the clothes fast and simple - no romance here.
Then full nudity with that amazing hard pierced cock - all I wanted to do was ram it down my throat. Suck it, lick it and worship it. It is so different with the piercing, almost like a new carnival ride that you don't know what to expect or how to handle. Your level of curiosity drives you to create new positions and angles.
All the time he is busy sucking and licking my clit. There is nothing more exciting than using a bed for sex enhancement that actually lying in it.
Then the sex, while ramming his cock into my wet pulsation pussy, all I can feel is that piercing rubbing on my g-spot - the level of excitement is like the top of a roller coaster waiting to free-fall into the abyss. Everything happened so quick but fulfilled that the end is a welcome to all the new sensations.
Fun, simple, easy - off I go into the night to head home back to my reality of a life with a business, a teenager, responsibilities and a life that is expected of me within this world.
Which brings me to an encounter with this complex-ed, tattooed, hard-bodied man. The level of flirting and sexual tension lead to a fun and exciting couple of hours.
So before we started with this evening of fun and orgasms, began with an endless amount of text messages. Don't get me wrong it is exciting and tantalizing but seriously let's get down to what we really want. Sex, hook ups and booty calls. Isn't that why texting is sexting???
So to this hard bodied tattooed, pierced man was one simple text after endless amount of text flirting and anecdotes: "One other thing - I don't want to date u - I just want to Fuck u - so food + drinks r not needed."
Simple to the point and concise. So what did you think happened - one simple text back, with a time and address.
I was planning on showing up with no underwear or bra just a simple black dress with fabulous knee high boots all in black on this rainy evening. But sometimes being super sleazy isn't the right path.
Finally I arrived and after our initial contact of small talk.
The sex is simple, fun and fulfilling.
Ripping the clothes off in the kitchen between the fridge and stove is nothing hotter than Ghost peppers on the tongue.
Biting and sucking on the neck, torso and nipples with large licks to moisten the skin.
There is nothing more exciting and sexier that simple raw sex.
Stripping off the clothes fast and simple - no romance here.
Then full nudity with that amazing hard pierced cock - all I wanted to do was ram it down my throat. Suck it, lick it and worship it. It is so different with the piercing, almost like a new carnival ride that you don't know what to expect or how to handle. Your level of curiosity drives you to create new positions and angles.
All the time he is busy sucking and licking my clit. There is nothing more exciting than using a bed for sex enhancement that actually lying in it.
Then the sex, while ramming his cock into my wet pulsation pussy, all I can feel is that piercing rubbing on my g-spot - the level of excitement is like the top of a roller coaster waiting to free-fall into the abyss. Everything happened so quick but fulfilled that the end is a welcome to all the new sensations.
Fun, simple, easy - off I go into the night to head home back to my reality of a life with a business, a teenager, responsibilities and a life that is expected of me within this world.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Attending Seminars & Workshops - you should visit as many different presenters as possible.
So this past weekend, I was visiting the Vancouver Taboo Sex Show in downtown Vancouver, BC. I had such a great time catching up with so many different people and friends in the industry.
But one thing that was discussed among us, is that sex and sexuality is such as personally opinion, feeling expression.
In teaching and educational of sex and sexuality, there are so many different opinions and teaching techniques that I personally think that one should visit as many different presenters and teachers on the subject.
The show honestly had lots of different topics but only 4 presenters and opinions on sex are so different among each person that we need listen to as many as possible to gain our own sexual opinion about ourselves and what we each want to explore or accept.
Therefore if you are visiting a class or workshop - visit different classes, workshops, presenters and start by taking the lessons and putting your own personal twist, opinions etc on each topic.
If you are attending my workshops and seminars then you should attend other companies and presenters as they have such a different teaching style than myself.
So enjoy and remember when it comes to sex you have to keep on learning and have a positive opinion and open minded to sex.
But one thing that was discussed among us, is that sex and sexuality is such as personally opinion, feeling expression.
In teaching and educational of sex and sexuality, there are so many different opinions and teaching techniques that I personally think that one should visit as many different presenters and teachers on the subject.
The show honestly had lots of different topics but only 4 presenters and opinions on sex are so different among each person that we need listen to as many as possible to gain our own sexual opinion about ourselves and what we each want to explore or accept.
Therefore if you are visiting a class or workshop - visit different classes, workshops, presenters and start by taking the lessons and putting your own personal twist, opinions etc on each topic.
If you are attending my workshops and seminars then you should attend other companies and presenters as they have such a different teaching style than myself.
So enjoy and remember when it comes to sex you have to keep on learning and have a positive opinion and open minded to sex.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
I justed wanted to fuck you
So for the past few weeks I have finally decided to go out and have fun again. Which of course always surprises me on how much trouble I get myself into. Honestly drinking and drugs don't go well for me. I seem to have this evil spirited attitude that seems to appear when the opportunity arises.
I have this ability to create trouble but I love it just as much as I love drugs and booze especially Jack Daniels. Jack and I have been separated for quite a few years but we are always trying to balance out our relationship. He always seems to work his way back into my life.
So this year 2012 I want to have fun and get into lots of trouble with different people and different situations. Is is so wrong after trying to be good in a relationship which I failed completely?
I just can't help it, the basic relationship of working then coming home, cooking dinner, watching tv and then having sex and falling to sleep and then doing the same pattern all over again is just not me. I was so fucking bored in a relationship that I think I looked for trouble just to amuse myself in my boring relationship. Seriously boring, I liked our relationship when I could show up at 9-10 pm - fuck the shit out of him in all sort of weird positions and then rest and disappear in the middle of the night.
It was me and suited me fine. The less he chatted, the more I liked him. Honestly he really never had anything to say but he was really funny in bed, so once again so amusing for me.
So fuck the traditional relationship or normal shit - is it so wrong for me to have fun and then disappear and make a cute statement saying, "Call me as I want to fuck you again."
I didn't really say I wanted to see you again, but I wouldn't mind fucking you again. And NO Sleepovers - honestly everyone looks like shit in the morning and the bad breath!!! Not into it. So what Breakfast is NOT Served here.
I really don't think there is anything wrong with this
I have this ability to create trouble but I love it just as much as I love drugs and booze especially Jack Daniels. Jack and I have been separated for quite a few years but we are always trying to balance out our relationship. He always seems to work his way back into my life.
So this year 2012 I want to have fun and get into lots of trouble with different people and different situations. Is is so wrong after trying to be good in a relationship which I failed completely?
I just can't help it, the basic relationship of working then coming home, cooking dinner, watching tv and then having sex and falling to sleep and then doing the same pattern all over again is just not me. I was so fucking bored in a relationship that I think I looked for trouble just to amuse myself in my boring relationship. Seriously boring, I liked our relationship when I could show up at 9-10 pm - fuck the shit out of him in all sort of weird positions and then rest and disappear in the middle of the night.
It was me and suited me fine. The less he chatted, the more I liked him. Honestly he really never had anything to say but he was really funny in bed, so once again so amusing for me.
So fuck the traditional relationship or normal shit - is it so wrong for me to have fun and then disappear and make a cute statement saying, "Call me as I want to fuck you again."
I didn't really say I wanted to see you again, but I wouldn't mind fucking you again. And NO Sleepovers - honestly everyone looks like shit in the morning and the bad breath!!! Not into it. So what Breakfast is NOT Served here.
I really don't think there is anything wrong with this
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