Sex Toys - Basic Rant and Rave Part 1

I have been importing and manufacturing bullets and sleeves for almost 7 years and I am still shocked at the Sex Toys on the market.

My products are so basic: silicone sleeves, easy to wash, clean, replace, use.  Bullets powerful, some quiet and the cheap ones are noisy.  Simple, simple, simple.  Majority of women and men use the basic bullets and sleeves.

These opinions are mine about what Sex Toys & Companies, I have seen on the market.

First Fun Factory out of Germany.  I have been dealing with this company for years and honestly their products are a love and hate relationship.

Fun Factory originally had some of the best motors, mechanics and silicone on the market, and today I have such a difficult time with their vibrating units, so many problems!!!  The silicone is amazing, but the level of defectives in the motors are appalling!!  I loved the original Mermaids and Double Green Worms, but then they changed the motor!!  Oh my god, what happened, no power, louder and less functions.  What happened???

Today Fun Factory has the new re-chargeable vibrators only in mini form and honestly they are really good units.  Except the Delight, which splits from the silicone & plastic section, oh what an embarrassment for client who's sex toy splits in half.

I cannot wait until they change the regular size Generation 3 into re-chargeable units.  The click and charge for the re-chargeable vibrators are very innovative and fantastic.

Seriously, the Generation 3 units need this technology, as AAA batteries in regular size vibrators don't work well , no power, no juice!!!

As for the Smartballs, excellent units!!! And all the Dildos, except the Worm Anal Beads which creep me out.  This Cobra vibrator for men, cool idea but they weight a ton and a half for shipping.  Too expensive.

And now these new Ball things, I haven't seen yet but they look like Children toys or those Back Massagers that look like a Octopus???  I don't know yet.

Next is Lelo from Sweden.  Good marketing campaign and beautiful looking products.  But too expensive for the Canadian Western Market!!!  Shipping is expensive.

I love the feel and the vibration is amazing.  The only downside other than the price is the re-charging hole in the vibrator.  This little hole for the plug and cord is covered by a small attached silicone insert.  If that insert is not tightly placed in the hole and water gets near it, bye bye product!!!

Major problem as we excited women don't take the time to insure all the parts are closed up properly.  What do you expect from a half dozed orgasmic women.  Honestly, you try following sex toy cleaning instructions after an orgasm???!!!

Now these New Lelo Soraya - I think that is the name.  These are the new Lelo which has the Gold trim around the vibrator shaft and comes with this pin.

First the Pin, what is it for???  Why is it there?

Next problem, how do you clean these new items where the silicone meets the gold plastic???  Major clean defect???  How do you keep it clean???

One thing Lelo got right with their new products was that recharging hole in the vibrator, they did a good job making it easy and waterproof, no more little covers.

So today we covered Fun Factory and Lelo, wait until next time to chat about other products.  Keep in tune.

Another Porn Star Book - Linda Lovelace

Now for those who know there Porn Stars, Linda Lovelace was the Star in the 1970's Deep Throat movie.  This movie made crazy money and still popular today with Porn Cult.  Believe it or not this 'star' only receive under $2000.00 for the movie but it made her famous.  So finally I got a copy of one of her biographies "The Intimate Diary of Linda Lovelace".
Wow, what a book, the 'shit' women had to put up with in this adult industry.  First I read it in context and took in the information, but the second time I read it, I realized how damaged this women was.
She enjoyed sex and doing everything under the sun, including some bestiality, (under this sick freak in 1960's who produced women fucking dogs, on 8 mm film).
Back to Ms. Lovelace, she loved sex but she never really enjoyed it as it was used as tool to receive love and then the more I read into the book, the more I realized that she is really similar to many women I meet everyday, who find themselves not happy with sex, but the underlying theme is that they are not happy with their love and themselves.  Just my thoughts, I will write more very shortly.

Starting a Blog

Even though I have had my website www.laskamaria.com for 8 plus years.  Finally I have decided to start a Blog Site about Sex Stuff, since my website and Article & Opinion Page is okay, I needed something a bit updated and modern.  So this Blog called Laska's Sex Ed Stuff.  So I can chat about other interesting Sex related information and maybe a couple of Sex Toy reviews etc.

So to start off - I have spent the last few weeks reading out-dated, hard-to-find, Porn Star / Ex-Hooker Biography Books.  First was Virginal Graham - the drugged-up outrageous LA Hooker who helped unleash the details about the Charles Manson murders and cult.  The Book is called 'The Joy of Hooking", fantastic reading.  Finally I understood the desire for one to take "Poppers" during an orgasm.  In my future blogging, I will explain "Poppers".  Also how much money this mother who had something like 3-4 kids (never raised herself) got caught up with Gifts, Money and Swinging in the 1960 - 1970's LA party scene.  Unbelievable that a woman could be so involved with asshole men and make money from it.  From all the crazy sex stories, about three-some, lesbian loving, famous people like our favourite singer, Mr. Blue Eyes, to her abusive husbands, and yes that is plural.  The reason how she got thrown in jail, was over a un-paid medical bills, which is how she meet Susan, the woman who killed for Charles Manson.  Fantastic read, amazing book, if you ever come across it, hard to find.  Keep in tune.